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[11:34:42] matt [wronka.org]/Psi.dementia Hi MicroCenter, thanks for creating my account. Now do you remember *why* I was creating an account? Because I was trying to check-out. Apparently you forgot that, and I'm now going through the process all over again on a rather latent connection, which makes Hulk angry.

[03:53:54] matt [wronka.org]/Psi.generay http://quec.li/~m/ -- Because planet isn't that great.

[19:16:14] matt [wronka.org]/Psi.dementia Rebooting to install updates. Because if you don't have a Mac, you don't have a Mac.